[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[ ] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you.
[ ] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 9

[x] You don't have a myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[ ] You get allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to school/college.
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school/college.
T 0 T A L: 12

[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[ ] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 13

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies
[ ] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 17

Times your total by 3


51 % happy. Woo.

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GO JOIN IT. NOW.

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up. Add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL. Too lazy.

1. =Neltruin In My Pants
2. =Neltruin In My Pants
3. Piano Man In My Pants
4. =Neltruin In My Pants
5. =Neltruin In My Pants
6. =Neltruin In My Pants
7. Everything In My Pants
8. The Captains Wife In My Pants
9. =Neltruin In My Pants
10. Jingle Bells In My Pants
11. =Neltruin My Pants
12. We have no bannanas In My Pants
13. The A-team In My Pants
14. God, That's good In My Pants
15. A Little Priest In My Pants

Unnecessary quotation "marks".
I really "hate" them. They "are" so annoying! And I see them everywhere! I wish I could just give everyone in the "world" a copy "editor". If ever I gain "magical" powers, then "I" will give every "single" person on "this" planet a copy editor.
But yeah, as I was "saying", They're everywhere! They're in the fliers! "Bannanas", one dollar a bunch! What, are they not real bannanas? Are they rubber bannanas, meant for a joke? Or maybe Bannanas, one dollar "a" bunch! Is there more than one that you can get for a dollar?!
They're Warning signs! "CAUTION", children playing Are you... Not supposed to pay attention, and if you hit a kid, then whoop-de-doo? WARNING: Bridge "freezes" at winter. Does it not freeze? Are you just trying to keep us off the bridge during winter? Why?
Drive-Thru temporarily closed. Please come in through front door. We're "sorry" for the inconvenience. So you're not sorry at all!
If you have any "problems" with the "toilets" please contact "front counter" immediatly. Now *that's* sketchy! Any illicit deals going on in the bathroom?
We serve American, Greek, Italian, and Spanish "food"! That's right. They sell "food". Is it not really food? Is it plastic? Rubber, maybe?
Superstore: "Tomato" "Basil" Brats, 2.99 a pound Evidently these brats contain neither tomato nor basil.
The laundry baskets are for the hotel laundry, not for your personal use. Please "return them" So we can keep them? Sweet!

......Okay, I think I'll stop now, 'kay?

Yeah. I am going to provide links to the iTunes store to all the podcasts you should listen to. Because they're awesome.
BuzzOutLoud: [link]
Gadgettes: [link]
Mugglecast: [link]
TWiT: [link]
Munchcast: [link]
SETI - AWA: [link]
Wordcast: [link]